What is worth doing before you list a house in New Orleans?

Clean, painted, well lit, and nothing visibly broken. Almost everything past that is a conversation about your particular house.

Do this

Paint the inside something quiet. Wash every window, inside and out. Replace every dead bulb and match the color temperature through the house. Deep clean, floors and grout included. Fix what is visibly broken. Cut back whatever has grown over the front elevation.

Skip this

A new kitchen. New bathrooms. Refinishing floors that are only worn. New appliances to replace working ones. Staging all nine rooms when four carry the listing. None of it returns what you put in, and a renovation done in a hurry reads to buyers as a renovation done cheaply.

Depends on your house

The roof, the electrical, the HVAC, and anything an insurer will flag. Landscaping beyond a tidy front. Whether to repair a thing or disclose it and credit for it. The answer turns on your price band, your likely buyer, and what else is on the market that month. Have this conversation before you spend anything.

Room by room.

Work from the street inward, and finish one room completely before you start the next.

The front

This is the photograph people decide on. Wash the elevation, repaint the door, fix the steps and any board that moves underfoot, and cut back whatever has grown across the front. Most buyers have a number in their head before they reach the porch.

The kitchen

Clean, uncluttered and well lit beats new. Clear the counters down to two objects, change tired hardware, fix the drawer that sticks, and get the lighting right. Replacing cabinets you could have painted is money you will not see again.

Bathrooms

Regrout, recaulk, change the fixtures and the seat, and put out white towels. A tired bathroom that is spotless reads far better than a half-renovated one. A full renovation is almost never the answer unless the room genuinely does not work.

Bedrooms

Buyers are measuring, whether they say so or not. Take out any furniture that makes the room feel small, empty the closets to about half, and let the windows do the work. A bedroom you can walk all the way around the bed in photographs bigger than it is.

Living rooms

Pull the furniture off the walls and into a conversation, leave a clean path through the room, and remove one more thing than you want to. The room has to read in a photograph and then survive eight strangers standing in it at once.

The yard and the outside

Edges cut, mulch down, everything trimmed back off the house. Pressure wash the walk and the patio. Put the hose, the bins and the ladder out of frame. Green and tidy in April is a different job from green and tidy in August, so plan for the month you are actually listing.

Five things that only matter in a house like yours.

The things that decide a sale in an old New Orleans house, and never appear in national advice.

Humidity

It shows up as doors that stick, a bloom on the plaster, and a smell. Run the air conditioning through the showing period even when the house is empty, and put a dehumidifier under the house if there is a crawl space. Buyers read a damp house as a house with a problem, whether or not there is one.

Shutters

Shutters that hang straight, operate, and are properly painted are worth real money here. Broken or missing ones read as deferred maintenance on everything else. Repairing them is usually the right call anyway, since replacing them in an HDLC district needs review first, and in the French Quarter even the color does.

The gallery

Rot in the gallery, the steps and the posts is the first place an inspector puts a flashlight. Fix the soft boards, the loose rail and anything visibly out of level before you list. Found during inspection it becomes a negotiation. Fixed beforehand it is simply gone.

Plaster

Hairline cracks in old plaster are normal, and buyers who know the housing stock expect to see them. Cracks that step diagonally from a door or window corner, or that have opened since last year, are a different conversation. Patch the ordinary ones. Do not skim over the ones that are telling you something.

The smell of an old house

It is almost always the crawl space, a wall cavity, or a slow leak nobody has found, and no candle has ever fixed any of the three. Open the house, run the air, dry the source, and clean the soft surfaces. Buyers cannot name the smell, but they lower their number because of it.

Richard W. Hébert
Richard W. Hébert

Luxury Real Estate Advisor License ID: 995701126

+1(504) 617-5184 | richard@richardhebertrealtor.com

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